August 2012
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The Blogger
ohyousillypotato:
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
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Regina: I need someone without compassion. Someone adept at murder. Someone who will have no qualms about killing a young girl beloved by the entire kingdom. Someone without a heart.
Huntsman: I cry over deer when I kill them.
Regina:
Huntsman:
Regina: He's perfect
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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
hythe:
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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WriteWorld: This Constellation →
stainedglassbutterflywings:
Nebulae in your eyes Celestials in your lies Green forests behind your eyelids alone Dark night skies in the eyes I left back home.
This constellation is yours This constellation is mine Don’t worry about me I’m doing just fine.
Dark matter and dark circles, …
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Word List: Alternatives to "Whisper"
writeworld:
Instead of whispered, consider:
murmured
mumbled
muttered
breathed
sighed
hissed
mouthed
uttered
intoned
susurrated
purred
said in an undertone
gasped
hinted
said low
said into someone’s ear
said softly
said under one’s breath
said in hushed tones
insinuated
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Kaneme's Thoughts: the longest post in tumblr... →
okkate:
So… I made something big :D a post for everyone who has some problems with the names and fandoms and colours of our beloved Idols! It took me a while to get HQ photos (and which are new from this or last year) and to edit them (you can use them idc ^-^) and I tried to get every idol…
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The cousin who is set to inherit your estate.
thelifeguardlibrarian:
hestolesomebread:
EXPECTATION
REALITY
BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
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cosmo tip #185
iamhemsworthy:
foxglovesandaconite:
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
#if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s
your orgasm must be more severe
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Watchmeeeeguel:
OMFG I FINALLY FOUND A FUCKING VIDEO OF THIS
Gymnast Jenni Pinches explains the nerdfighter... →
effyeahnerdfighters:
Check it out! About 2:30 in. BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL!
Watchfucking-jizz:
vix-en:
k0rnyfaka:
michelleewtf:
angelcasimiro:
I literally was crying real tears of laughter throughout the whole thing.
definitely made my night omg
Made my night better.
